Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Signs of death according to Louie Crew

From VirtueOnline:

For a glimpse of what GENERAL CONVENTION 2009 will look like,review Louie Crew's figures. Please bring along your own bottle of Geritol and sniffing salts in case one of the geriatric deputies passes out when they pass rites for same sex unions...we dare not call them marriages.

GC Deputies:
-under 40 years of age: 8.8%
-under 50 years of age: 24.9%
-over 50 years of age: 75.1%
11.4% are over 70!


Dr. Crew cautions that he has no birth date info for 15.9% of elected deputies.

BREAKDOWN:

2.6% under thirty
6.2% thirties
16.1% forties
30.3% fifties
33.4% sixties
11.4% seventies

Conclusion, The Church is being run by Dead White Males, a large proportion of whom are pansexual and will not breed in a new generation of Episcopalians.

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