DELAYED GRATIFICATION

from Midwest Conservative Journal by The Editor

Yessiree. Those tens of millions of homosexuals and religious progressives inspired by Gene Robinson should begin flooding into Episcopal churches ANNNNNY day now:

"Facing dwindling attendance over the past decade, the century-old St. Paul’s Episcopal Church in Millis has suspended all services and activities, according to the Episcopal Diocese of Massachusetts.

"The move has left a preschool that has leased space in the lower level of the church for more than 30 years scrambling to find a new home, after being given two weeks notice.

“We were informed early about the suspension of the church,’’ said Stacey Giancioppo, director of Big Bird’s Nest Nursery School. “Immediately upon hearing the news we were faced with finding a new space. It’s not something we thought we’d have to do.’’

"The church’s rector and a representative of the vestry did not return requests for comment, but an outgoing voice-mail message on the church’s phone bluntly states the loss. “As of April 25, 2010, all church services and church activities have been suspended,’’ says a woman’s voice, choked with emotion. “You can leave a message here but please understand it may not be answered right away.’’

TEO will have to tear some buildings down and rebuild them larger to accomodate the vast throngs. After all, we’re coming up on seven years since Robbie got his pointy hat.