HEY, KIDS!! WHAT TIME IS IT?!!

from Midwest Conservative Journal by The Editor

It’s time for another round of everybody’s favorite game Where’s Robbie? Yay!! Where the heck has wacky homosexual Episcopal Bishop Gene Robinson, who is a homosexual, traveled to now? As usual, a reply of “nowhere near New Hampshire” is not an acceptable answer.

Last weekend, Robbie was out in Tucson, Arizona where he displayed his delightful sense of humor.

It’s a little bit surreal because here in the Diocese of New Hampshire, where I am not the gay bishop, just the bishop, I hardly deal with that issue at all.

So what’s on tap for this coming weekend? Is Robbie going to stay home and knock off a visitation along with a few of those confirmations he’s been putting off while he’s been gallivanting around the country?

At the rate Robbie’s going, some Granite State Episcopalians are going to end up getting confirmed alongside their kids but unfortunately it can’t be helped. Robbie’s got this really important conference out in San Diego.

Mayor Jerry Sanders is scheduled to be honored this week by the Gay & Lesbian Medical Association for his support of marriage equality.

The national organization is holding its annually conference in San Diego Wednesday through Saturday at the Westin Emerald Plaza in downtown San Diego.

Sanders is scheduled to give welcoming remarks to the convention. The conference headliner is the Rev. V. Gene Robinson , the first openly gay bishop of the Episcopal Church.

Says here that the distance between Concord, New Hampshire and Tucson, Arizona is 2,261 miles as the crow flies which comes out to 4,522 miles of round trip flying. I don’t know how seriously to take this but according to this site, Robbie’s trip pumped a total of 1311.38 kg of CO² into the atmosphere.

Concord to San Diego is listed at 2,554 miles one way and 5,108 miles round trip which means that 1,481.32 kg of CO² were pumped into the atmosphere. All told, in the space of one week, Robbie will have flown 9,630 miles and his planes will have pumped out 2,793.12 kg of CO² into the air.

File that away for the next time those people start prattling on about “environmental stewardship.”