JOHNSON’S LAW
“It’s 4:30 and we’re off the clock so some of the office staff and I are having a few drinks from the bar in my office. I just finished my first Jim Naughton of the evening.”
“I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of that drink.”
“It’s simple but elegant. Put some anchovy paste into a glass, mix in enough vodka to liquify everying, rub some Marmite on the rim, garnish with Limburger cheese and you’re there.”
Twitter today. Fortunately it’s a limited edition, proving conclusively that there is a God.
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