Friday, October 08, 2010

PENNSYLVANIA: VOL Obtains Exclusive Interview with Returning Bishop Bennison

PENNSYLVANIA: VOL Obtains Exclusive Interview with Returning Bishop Charles E. Bennison

A Satirical Essay

By David W. Virtue
www.virtueonline.org
October 6, 2010

VOL: How do you feel, Bishop, now that you are back in the saddle, so to speak?

Bennison: Absolutely fabulous, or as they say in Hollywood, TOTALLY abfab.

VOL: What are your priorities now that you are back?

Bennison: That's easy. Restore everything that was temporarily taken from me. I am planning to rescind the sale of Camp Wapiti. I plan to expand it, obtain a liquor license for the place and booze it up with my pals in Maryland away from prying eyes in Pennsylvania.

Read the full story at www.VirtueOnline.org

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