QUITTER

from Midwest Conservative Journal by The Editor

Homosexual Episcopal Bishop Gene Robinson, who is a homosexual, unexpectedly decides to call it a career:

Bishop V. Gene Robinson, whose consecration as the first openly gay bishop in the Episcopal Church set off a historic rift in the global Anglican Communion, announced to his New Hampshire diocese on Saturday that he intended to step down.

He plans to retire in January 2013 after nine years as bishop, to give the diocese enough time to elect a new bishop and get the approval of the national church, a process that can take two years.

The news took some by surprise because Bishop Robinson is an energetic 63-year-old, and mandatory retirement age for Episcopal bishops is 72. He has led a relatively stable and healthy diocese, despite predictions by some that his election would undermine the Episcopal Church in New Hampshire.

Chortle. Why are you hanging it up so soon, Robbie?

The reason to depart, he said in a speech delivered at the close of the annual convention of his diocese, is that being at the center of an international uproar has taken a toll on him and on the diocese.

“Death threats, and the now worldwide controversy surrounding your election of me as bishop, have been a constant strain, not just on me, but on…Mark” and on Episcopalians in the state, he said.

So you’re just going to relax, lie low, that kind of thing? It is to larf. Who do you think we’re talking about here?

But those who know Bishop Robinson say he has no intention of retiring from public life. His status as a symbol in the international gay rights movement means that after he steps down, he will have no shortage of platforms from which to preach his message that God blesses gay relationships too.

What that means, of course, is that having to be an actual diocesan has held Robbie back so he’s going to drop that Simple Country Bishop^TM fiction of his so that he can become a full-time Important International Symbol^TMwhich suggests, to me anyway, that those “death threats” exist more in Robbie’s imagination than in reality.