THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED

from Midwest Conservative Journal by The Editor

This short piece in ENS was written by the Rev. David Sellery of New York and is entitled, “Lent is a Time for Repent and Hope.” Leave aside the, uh,…really awkward grammar of that title(Dave? Lent is a time to repent. Or Lent is a time for repentance. There are no other options, yo) and play a sort-of reverse Episcopal Drinking Game.

Down a shot of your favorite at-least-40-proof beverage every single time that you don’t see a certain word. And assuming that none of you are passed out, the first person who declares what that word is in the comments here will have the unspeakably incredible honor of being the first person to declare what that word is in the comments here.