All God's Children and Purple Miters
All God's Children and Purple Miters
A Satirical Essay
By David W. Virtue
www.virtueonline.org
December 26, 2012
An Exclusive Interview with Katharine Jefferts Schori, The Episcopal Church's Presiding Bishop.
VOL: Things and events are not looking too good for The Episcopal Church these days, Presiding Bishop...
KJS: (interrupting) Things couldn't be better. We are rapidly weeding out those Neanderthal orthodox bishops who insist on living in the 19th Century, when they should be in the 21st and getting on with the mission of God.
VOL: What exactly is the Mission of God, as you understand it, Presiding Bishop?
KJS: It's Millennium Development Goals and the Five Marks of Mission; anything that will eradicate poverty, stop the slavery of women and girls having unwanted babies, contraceptives for all and making sure that all God's children, regardless of their sexual proclivities, are accepted and can reach up to all levels of the church hierarchy... In this way, we are bringing about the Kingdom.
Read the full story at www.VirtueOnline.org
A Satirical Essay
By David W. Virtue
www.virtueonline.org
December 26, 2012
An Exclusive Interview with Katharine Jefferts Schori, The Episcopal Church's Presiding Bishop.
VOL: Things and events are not looking too good for The Episcopal Church these days, Presiding Bishop...KJS: (interrupting) Things couldn't be better. We are rapidly weeding out those Neanderthal orthodox bishops who insist on living in the 19th Century, when they should be in the 21st and getting on with the mission of God.
VOL: What exactly is the Mission of God, as you understand it, Presiding Bishop?
KJS: It's Millennium Development Goals and the Five Marks of Mission; anything that will eradicate poverty, stop the slavery of women and girls having unwanted babies, contraceptives for all and making sure that all God's children, regardless of their sexual proclivities, are accepted and can reach up to all levels of the church hierarchy... In this way, we are bringing about the Kingdom.
Read the full story at www.VirtueOnline.org
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