The First Downtown Church of Sin
A Satirical essay
By David W. Virtue
www.virtueonline.org
May 17, 2013
Welcome, brothers and sisters, to the First Downtown Church of Sin. Are you tired of feeling rejected because you won't renounce your sinful lifestyle? Because of your sin, are you made to feel ashamed by all those nasty evangelical church preachers who want you to repent of your ways...abandon fornication and sodomy in favor of righteousness?
Are you looking for a church that will welcome you with open arms (and legs) and who want you, nay demand, that you continue in your carnality and concupiscence?
Fret no more. You no longer have to feel harassed because of your sin and concupiscence. Here at the First Downtown Church of Sin we embrace you as you are and hope you will stay as you are because God loves you just the way you are and doesn't expect you to change at all. What nasty ol' God would do that to his struggling people?
Read the full story at www.VirtueOnline.org
A Satirical essay
By David W. Virtue
www.virtueonline.org
May 17, 2013
Welcome, brothers and sisters, to the First Downtown Church of Sin. Are you tired of feeling rejected because you won't renounce your sinful lifestyle? Because of your sin, are you made to feel ashamed by all those nasty evangelical church preachers who want you to repent of your ways...abandon fornication and sodomy in favor of righteousness?Are you looking for a church that will welcome you with open arms (and legs) and who want you, nay demand, that you continue in your carnality and concupiscence?
Fret no more. You no longer have to feel harassed because of your sin and concupiscence. Here at the First Downtown Church of Sin we embrace you as you are and hope you will stay as you are because God loves you just the way you are and doesn't expect you to change at all. What nasty ol' God would do that to his struggling people?
Read the full story at www.VirtueOnline.org
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