Sunday, March 02, 2014

General Convention Set to Endorse 58 New Sexualities

A Satirical Essay

By David W. virtue
www.virtueonline.org
February 28, 2014

A Resolution for the 2015th General Convention of the Episcopal Church at the Salt Palace Convention of Salt Lake City, Utah.


Resolved, that it is the sense of this General Convention that (Heinz) 58 sexual varieties of persons are children of God and have a full and equal claim with all other persons upon the love, acceptance, and pastoral concern and care of the Church.

Resolved, that this General Convention expresses its conviction that all (Heinz) 58 varieties of sexually diverse persons are entitled to equal protection of the laws with all other citizens, and calls upon our society to see that such protection is provided in actuality.

Furthermore, no one shall be denied access to the selection process for ordination in this Church because of race, color, ethnic origin, age, national origin, marital status, sexual orientation, disabilities or age, except as otherwise specified by these Canons. Please note the canons now exclude those of orthodox faith and practice including Anglo Catholics and evangelicals.

Submitted by Dr. Louie Clay (ne Crew) lay delegate for Newark.

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