Episcopal Church Declares ‘Week of Unhappiness’ over “Gay” Bishop Divorce
A Satirical Essay
By David W. Virtue
www.virtueonline.org
May 6, 2014
Presiding Bishop Katharine Jefferts Schori today declared The Episcopal Church would recognize a ‘Week of Unhappiness’ to be enshrined in "Lesser Feasts and Fasts" to honor the broken marriage of Bishop Gene Robinson and his beloved “husband” Mark following their much publicized split.
“I believe the king of Bhutan is right to say that gross national happiness is far more important than the gross national product, and The Episcopal Church’s gross national grossness needs to be honored as well,” opined Jefferts Schori as she wiped a tear from her eye at a press conference.
“The church has gone through unimaginable scorn and derision following this breakup and we need to honor the worn out gonads of Gene who has fought the battle of inclusion lo these many years,” she continued.
Read the full story at www.VirtueOnline.org
A Satirical Essay
By David W. Virtue
www.virtueonline.org
May 6, 2014
Presiding Bishop Katharine Jefferts Schori today declared The Episcopal Church would recognize a ‘Week of Unhappiness’ to be enshrined in "Lesser Feasts and Fasts" to honor the broken marriage of Bishop Gene Robinson and his beloved “husband” Mark following their much publicized split.“I believe the king of Bhutan is right to say that gross national happiness is far more important than the gross national product, and The Episcopal Church’s gross national grossness needs to be honored as well,” opined Jefferts Schori as she wiped a tear from her eye at a press conference.
“The church has gone through unimaginable scorn and derision following this breakup and we need to honor the worn out gonads of Gene who has fought the battle of inclusion lo these many years,” she continued.
Read the full story at www.VirtueOnline.org
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