Screwtape Proposes an Episcopal Toast (15)
Screwtape Proposes an Episcopal Toast (15)
With apologies to C.S. Lewis
A SATIRICAL ESSAY
By David W. Virtue
www.virtueonline.org
September 21, 2011
My dear Wormwood,
The Council of Hades met recently and concluded with a toast to your splendid services for your ongoing magnificent efforts in steering the Episcopal Church so firmly in our direction. A pint of Bishop Pike's blood was drunk in your honor.
We have not seen its like since the formation of the National Council of Churches and all the smoke blown in peoples' faces about ecumenicity and, now, all the recent talk of interfaith alliances. It is all such sweet music to our ears. The more befuddlement, the better. The mush god of interfaith talk must be promoted and extended far and wide, just like the call for pansexual acceptance in the name of justice. On no account must faith be personalized and homosexual behavior and its consequences talked about.
We especially like the nice linguistic turns of phrases so prevalent in discourses on pansexuality by various Episcopal bishops.
Read the full story at www.VirtueOnline.org
With apologies to C.S. Lewis
A SATIRICAL ESSAY
By David W. Virtue
www.virtueonline.org
September 21, 2011
My dear Wormwood,
The Council of Hades met recently and concluded with a toast to your splendid services for your ongoing magnificent efforts in steering the Episcopal Church so firmly in our direction. A pint of Bishop Pike's blood was drunk in your honor.We have not seen its like since the formation of the National Council of Churches and all the smoke blown in peoples' faces about ecumenicity and, now, all the recent talk of interfaith alliances. It is all such sweet music to our ears. The more befuddlement, the better. The mush god of interfaith talk must be promoted and extended far and wide, just like the call for pansexual acceptance in the name of justice. On no account must faith be personalized and homosexual behavior and its consequences talked about.
We especially like the nice linguistic turns of phrases so prevalent in discourses on pansexuality by various Episcopal bishops.
Read the full story at www.VirtueOnline.org
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