SCREWTAPE PROPOSES AN EPISCOPAL TOAST (17)
SCREWTAPE PROPOSES AN EPISCOPAL TOAST (17)
With Apologies to C.S. Lewis
By David W. Virtue
www.virtueonline.org
November 22, 2011
My dear Wormwood,
The news is quite alarming. We hear that this Jefferts Schori woman deliberately received a known pederast priest into the Episcopal Church when she was Bishop of Nevada and now she has been found out. This could prove disastrous to our side and the cause she and we believe in. We insist that you move all hell (if you’ll pardon the pun) to ensure she is not charged or brought to trial for her actions. It would be a huge loss to our side if this was to happen and she was tossed out of The Episcopal Church.
Make sure the House of Bishops is duly cowed into silence – the silence of the Episcopal lamikins. If anyone has the stomach to rise up and charge her based on the new canons, which were pushed and promoted by her, it would be disastrous. Make sure that all the dark and dirty secrets of bishops that Bethlehem Bishop Paul Marshall hinted at are used to keep them quiet and acquiescent. Make sure that Bishop Clayton Matthews, Jefferts Schori’s Consigliere for bad boy bishops and knows all the secrets, kicks into high gear. The code of omerta must be in play. See that someone sends him a new pair of thumbscrews for anyone who gets out of line.
We need her, Wormwood. She is doing marvelous work undermining their precious gospel. Now that she is exporting the Episcopal Church’s Culture Wars into Africa, she is needed now, more than ever. We could not have created her. Her recent denial of the Incarnation was sweet music to our ears.
Read the full story at www.VirtueOnline.org
With Apologies to C.S. Lewis
By David W. Virtue
www.virtueonline.org
November 22, 2011
My dear Wormwood,
The news is quite alarming. We hear that this Jefferts Schori woman deliberately received a known pederast priest into the Episcopal Church when she was Bishop of Nevada and now she has been found out. This could prove disastrous to our side and the cause she and we believe in. We insist that you move all hell (if you’ll pardon the pun) to ensure she is not charged or brought to trial for her actions. It would be a huge loss to our side if this was to happen and she was tossed out of The Episcopal Church.Make sure the House of Bishops is duly cowed into silence – the silence of the Episcopal lamikins. If anyone has the stomach to rise up and charge her based on the new canons, which were pushed and promoted by her, it would be disastrous. Make sure that all the dark and dirty secrets of bishops that Bethlehem Bishop Paul Marshall hinted at are used to keep them quiet and acquiescent. Make sure that Bishop Clayton Matthews, Jefferts Schori’s Consigliere for bad boy bishops and knows all the secrets, kicks into high gear. The code of omerta must be in play. See that someone sends him a new pair of thumbscrews for anyone who gets out of line.
We need her, Wormwood. She is doing marvelous work undermining their precious gospel. Now that she is exporting the Episcopal Church’s Culture Wars into Africa, she is needed now, more than ever. We could not have created her. Her recent denial of the Incarnation was sweet music to our ears.
Read the full story at www.VirtueOnline.org
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