DEEP EPISCOPALIANISM
If past performance is indicative of future results, Charles vonRosenburg, Mrs. Schori’s new South CarolinaQuisling Bishop, will accomplish great things in the Palmetto State:
The South Carolina release said [vonRosenburg's] tenure in East Tennessee “was marked by a measured approach and a focus on reconciliation and relationship,” adding that he “worked to acknowledge diversity and build a spirit of openness in the diocese, initiating a Bishop’s Committee on Inclusivity in 2009 to encourage ‘reasonable and holy conversations’ on same-gender relationships.” He also was “noted for putting a priority on pastoral sensitivity and responsiveness, especially to clergy, their families and churches,” the release said.
Now do you see why I keep writing about these people?
Two things, Chuck. What’s the deal with “vonRosenberg” as one word? You’re going to keep going with that handle just because some Ellis Island functionary back in the day didn’t completely hit the space bar?
And “Bishop’s Committee on Inclusivity,” Chuck? Really? Really? Why not a “Bishop’s Committee on Finally Eliminating the Last of the Non-Female Pronouns from the Bible, the Prayer Book and the Hymnal?” Or a “Bishop’s Committee on Leaving the Toilet Seat Up?”
Both of them would make about as much sense, Chuck.
The South Carolina release said [vonRosenburg's] tenure in East Tennessee “was marked by a measured approach and a focus on reconciliation and relationship,” adding that he “worked to acknowledge diversity and build a spirit of openness in the diocese, initiating a Bishop’s Committee on Inclusivity in 2009 to encourage ‘reasonable and holy conversations’ on same-gender relationships.” He also was “noted for putting a priority on pastoral sensitivity and responsiveness, especially to clergy, their families and churches,” the release said.
Now do you see why I keep writing about these people?
Two things, Chuck. What’s the deal with “vonRosenberg” as one word? You’re going to keep going with that handle just because some Ellis Island functionary back in the day didn’t completely hit the space bar?
And “Bishop’s Committee on Inclusivity,” Chuck? Really? Really? Why not a “Bishop’s Committee on Finally Eliminating the Last of the Non-Female Pronouns from the Bible, the Prayer Book and the Hymnal?” Or a “Bishop’s Committee on Leaving the Toilet Seat Up?”
Both of them would make about as much sense, Chuck.
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